A little cat/dog humor...

The Ten Cat/Dog Commandments

1. I am the Lord of thy house.

2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.

3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.

4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.

5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time

of day.

6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.

7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts

for me.

8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.

9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.

10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it

takes to keep me happy.

True?

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