If you choose to live..(for the most part) you have to work. Did you know there are plenty of ways to get around actually working!

You can do what that girl in every office does. She calls in sick once/week. Seems every office has that one that is always sick.Get a Facebook account. Company time be damned! Throw YouTube and myspace in there too. Why not take advantage of the free internet?

Smokers always seem to be on break. And if they're not on break, they're taxing us by making us pick up the slack when they're sick.

Diarrhea. I know, a very taboo subject, but who's going to question it? We’ve all had it and you would never wish it upon your enemy.

Try this…