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MUFFIN TOPS - Watch Out

Monday, April 30, 2007





Okay, so how does this work? As for the wardrobe selection for a night out? or out for a wallk or dinner. When a woman is selecting an outfit  what is the protocol? Does she always buy a new outfit? Or does she borrow from a friend?



Im not trying to be mean here, but -- Ive just noticed a huge influx of Muffin Tops on the streets of London, and Im trying to figure it out.



Definition:



..Muffin top (or muffin top girl) is a generally pejorative, slang term for a person, usually female, whose flabby midsection spills over the waistline of his or her pants in a manner that resembles the top of a muffin spilling over its casing&



Why does this happen?



-Trying to slide into clothes from previous years?

-Your best girlfriend isnt their to say..oh, honey  lets not wear that one outside

-The mirror is unavailable?

-Maybe just a little bloated?...



Just a guy asking a girl for an explaination..thats all.
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