Thanks to some folks who've dedicated some precious time... you can find out if your derriere is perfect (which we already know it is!!!!)
British researchers have come up with a mathematical formula to tell if this is true.
How to determine "The perfect female derriere" - well...these researches say: it "has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," (according to the researcher, Dr. Holmes, who told The New York Post. )

The math formula is this: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V)

which means:
(Shape + Circularity) x (Bounciness + Firmness) / (Texture - Vertical Ratio Symmetry).

First, you have to assess the assets. Use a scale of 1 to 20 with 1 being the worst and 20 the best in the following categories described by Holmes:

S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

C = circularity (rounder is better)

B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)

T = skin texture (no cellulite)

V = Calculate the ratio of your waist to your hips.

How to do this: Use a measuring tape to get your waist and hip measurements.

Measure your hip circumference at it's widest part, and measure your waist circumference at the belly button or just above it.
Pull out your calculator and divide the waist circumference by the hip circumference.
Then do the math, inserting your numbers in place of the letters in the formula above. A perfect score is 80.

Can you believe someone actually figured this out?

(I am sooooo gonna do this when I get home later!!! HaHa!!)